girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.
What about when his hair turned pink and they could do nothing about it :’(
what have you done
“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”
ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin